Timing and Subtitles brought to you by He Was Mine Team @ viki[ Bai Shu as A Zhai ]
[ Cai Wen Jing as Xia Wa ]
♫ Come on ♫[ Li Chuan as Ya Dang ]
♫Woah, woah~♫
♫Woahhh, yeahh~♫
♫ Just come together, I wanna perform romance ♫
♫ Come on and try me ♫
♫ Just come together, I wanna perform romance ♫
♫ Don't get shy now, come and loudly sing with me♫
"My Girlfriend's Boyfriend"
[ Director - Deng Ke ]
Episode 1
[ Tokyo ]
Don't come over here. What exactly are you going to do to me?
Take care of you.
Save me!
Hello everyone. I'm the male lead of this film.
My name is A Zhai. I'm 21 years old this year.
Majoring in automation engineering and minoring in programming at university.
In my spare time, I'm trash at the school's anime club.
Acting as Hei Zi on stage.
My life is really simple. I don't have parents. Ever since I was young, I grew up with my grandfather.
After my grandfather passed away, I became the only one protecting our inherited residence.
My everyday life revolves around reading mangas,
playing videos, feeding stray cats, fostering stray dogs,
and daydreaming about my goddess.
She is the girl I've had a secret crush on for two years, Pei Ni.
If this world really had a perfect girl,
then it would be her.
She's the dream girl of every guy in the school.
The cosplay society's top cosplayer, the first choice for princess roles and forever the main character.
Being Pei Ni's loyal Hei Zi, my biggest wish is that
I can also become one of the characters in the show.
And having a scene with her, even if it's just one line.
Princess.
Knight.
- I- I
- love- love
- you.- you.
- But the distance between us is so far.- Ah Zhai. Ah Zhai.
- I've always kept the phrase "I like you"- Ah Zhai, squat down. Squat down.
buried in my heart.
Keeping it a secret. Keeping it a secret...until I had no chance to say it anymore.
Pei Ni, you're studying abroad in Japan alone. You must take care of yourself.
Japan. A place that I lived in temporarily as a child.
I've decided to confess to Pei Ni at her most vulnerable time whilst being in a foreign country.
And tell her that I'm willing to take care of her in this unfamiliar environment.
[ China ]
[ Japan ]
But a goddess is a goddess anywhere
and a shut-in is a shut-in anywhere.
The bill.
Yes.
Pei Ni.
Who is that bastard guy?
[ Love Robots ]
Love
Robots?
Open 365 days. Opening times: 9:00 - 24:00. Love robots.
Hello.
Pink rabbit.
How much beer did I drink?
Five. Ten.
Five...
Cheers!
Come. Fifteen, twenty.
Ya Dang?
Voice control on.
Activated.
Who are you? Why were you in the box? What are you going to do?
Yeah.
Scanning.
Lock in successful.
Can you at least wear a little something first?
What are you doing?
I've locked in on you, and now we need to do the kissing ritual.
Kissing ritual?
What kissing ritual?
[ Social etiquette: Kissing Ritual ]
Your eyes light up? What the heck is this?
Kissing ritual, this kind of social etiquette
in the future, the human species at most would feel shy.
To quickly eliminate the awkwardness between their master.
Love robots would automatically follow the kissing ritual with the master
after they have locked in on them
This is the fastest way to get intimate.
You creep!! I'm telling you, don't you come over here! Don't come here!
You-you don't come over here!
D-Don't come closer. We can talk this out. Put on your clothes first!
I'm telling you, I'm calling the police!
Hurry and leave.
Wait!
- What are you doing?- You're bleeding. Let me help you clean your wound.
No need. I really don't know why
my life became this way right after I woke up.
Handsome sir, if I did something to you last night when I was drunk,
you must forgive me. I didn't do it on purpose,
but I'm begging you, stop tormenting me. I can't think straight right now.
Why are you inside a box? Why do your eyes glow?
Also, why are you clinging onto me? I don't know anything! Why is this?
Let go of me, okay?
I'll tell you slowly later. Let me clean your wound first.
- What do you want now? - Take care of you.
Can you put on some clothes before speaking to me?
Okay.
[ Height: 187cmWeight: 73kg ]
Don't come closer.
What exactly do you want?
To take care of you.
The alcohol content inside your body is too high. It needs treatment.
What alcohol content?
Save me!
I'm so tired. I want to go home.
Wait. Hurry and look!
- Look!- What are they doing?
What are they doing?
He's holding a boy, right?
It's a guy, it's a guy! That's so interesting, he's so handsome!
- I really want to go over and flirt.- Just leave it.
Oh my god, all the Gods and Goddesses. There are so many jokes in the world.
Why are you guys playing this kind of joke on me?
I must woken up the wrong way this morning.
It must be.
It definitely is!
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Excuse me.
Nurse. Save—
Don't worry.
What's wrong with this patient?
His alcohol content is high.
Are you sure he's exceeded in alcohol?
Yes.
What is that?
Doctor. Please save me.
Sorry I don't have the medical procedures installed. But because it was an emergency situation...
Emergency my butt! I originally only had a hangover. Look at me now!
I'm sorry.
Hey. Are you really a robot?
Your skin has warmth.
My skin and skeleton is manufactured based on bionic science and technology.
Increasing the temperature will increase the user's sensitivity.
I'm not the kind of futuristic warrior robot you're thinking of.
No way. If this was real, even with the technology today, it's too—
I came from the future.
There's also time travelling??
Fine. I just have no way of believing a word you're saying.
So can you be more truthful?
Who exactly sent you here? What is the purpose?
How much more are you going to play with me before you let me go?
I'm not playing with you. You told me to come. I'm the Love Type Robot that you bought.
Love Robot?
Wait. Say that last part again.
You bought me.
You were bought by me?
I bought you?
I'm not short any money.
- Card.- Card?
How come I only have $20 left?! Where's my savings?!
I used all of my savings.
To buy you?!
[ Human trafficker? Psycho? Serial Killer? ]
[ Human trafficker? ]
I'm suspicious that you're lying to me.
Don't think of running! I have your picture. If you dare to run I'll show this to the police!
I never thought of running.
Wherever you go, I'll follow.
Okay!
[ Love Type Robots ]
Don't run away. I have your picture. Just wait here you hear me?
If you run, I'll report you to the police!
Is anyone here?
Hello.
I was a customer who visited your store yesterday.
I want to make a return.
Have a seat.
Please.
There's no returns.
What? Why can't I make a return? You took all of my savings.
Also, I was drunk yesterday.
So it's an impulsive consumption behavior.
Do you think you can return a pair of underwear that you wore for a day just because you bought them when you were drunk?
What kind of comparison is that?
Ok fine. Let's just say I did come and buy underwear.
I came here to buy underwear, but you gave me a bra. Can I wear it?
Whether it's underwear of bra, it's all up to you.
Most importantly, these settings were all picked by you.
- What settings? - Think about it.
What is this?
It's a generator? What does it generate?
Me? Sex: male
Attractiveness: high. Characteristic:
Overbearing! Boyfriend material: Extra strong
Body figure: Good
What the f***!
How was I suppose to know your tablet was used for making orders?
Anyway I don't care! Give me back my savings.
And you can even speak Chinese. I'm going to call the embassy right now!
So they can catch you. I'm even going to go on Weibo and blacklist you!
As long as you're happy.
Sorry. The contract was signed by you. You even gave your fingerprint.
Boss.
I admit your advanced technology unknown to man.
It works really well.
But look, I'm a straight man. Can't you just let me return it?
No returns.
Why not?!
In 50 years there will be a lot of single people like you (who can't get a girlfriend).
There are a hundred otakus
that set up an advanced technology company to save the world.
Their success created the Love Robot and solved everyone's problems.
However, once those founders turn old and reminisce the past,
they realize that although they've benefited society, they have never
had a passionate love. And so, to make it up to themselves,
these 100 founders created Black Technology.
They gave the Love Robot to their younger self.
So that they can enjoy the sweetest experience of love during their prime.
You are one of the 100 creators.
Then can I return it?
Shouldn't you be surprised? Why are you still thinking about returning it?
Because my saving is gone!
I don't care! You have to exchange another for me.
At least you can give me a girl!
No. There's not exchanging.
Why is there no exchanging?
There's only enough for one per person.
Just don't give one to one person.
Hey. You want me to get fired?
- You're not going to exchange it for me right?- Right.
Then!
You're not going to exchange it for me right? Then let me tell you.
If you don't let me exchange it then I'm going to cut right now!
- Stop stop stop!- I going to cut! If I die, you guys will be short one out of your hundred creators.
- Your Black Technology would not succeed in the future! Are you going to let me exchange or what?- Stop, stop, stop!
I'll give you one last chance.
I'll exchange! I'll give you the one I was going to use for myself.
But it's second hand.
Is it a male or female?
A female. Later I'll give you a newly created one from the furnace. What do you want it to look like?
Can you make it like this?
She's pretty.
After making it, I'll send it back to your hometown in China.
How petty.
Hello? Hi.
I'm returning to the furnace. Ship the goods! Buy and sell!
Go go go. Hurry up.
Thanks boss.
Everybody look. This is where “Slam Dunk" based its location on
You don't need to follow me anymore. I've talked to your boss, and he will give me a second hand one.
You're free. You can go.
Go. Go.
Why are you still looking at me?
Didn't I tell you not to follow me anymore? Hurry and go?
I'm warning you. Don't follow me anymore.
I'll hit you! Hurry and go!
You're not going to leave?
Hello.
Hello. Welcome back.
If this your friend?
Yes.
He has been waiting for you for awhile now.
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♫ Locking you in was not my choice ♫
♫ Accompanying you was fate pushing me ♫
♫ Perhaps you are just a lonely person who needs friends ♫
♫ For you, I can do anything. ♫
♫ As long as the expression in your eyes is no longer lonely ♫
♫Maybe I'll be remembered in your long life♫
♫The jokes we laughed at, the dreams we wished♫
♫As beautiful as the birds and rainbow♫
♫These many memories are our♫
♫Luckiest similarity♫
♫The glaring wind, the misunderstood pain♫
♫Isn't the reason why I left you♫
♫Believing that you still need me♫
♫Waiting for me to go through the misty fog to come back to you♫
♫I will do anything for you♫
♫If only your gaze isn't lonely anymore♫
♫Maybe I'll be remembered in your long life♫
♫The jokes we laughed at, the dreams we wished♫
♫As beautiful as the birds and rainbow♫
♫These many memories are our♫
♫Luckiest similarity♫
♫The glaring wind, the misunderstood pain♫
♫Isn't the reason why I left you♫
♫Believing that you still need me♫
♫The jokes we laughed at, the dreams we wished♫
♫As beautiful as the birds and rainbow♫
♫These many memories are our♫
♫Luckiest similarity♫
♫The glaring wind, the misunderstood pain♫
♫Isn't the reason why I left you♫
♫Believing that you still need me♫
♫Waiting for me to go through the misty fog to come back to you♫